Notices tagged with bot
        
         
          
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            #HatThieves has a #bot that posts screenshots of various nations' #COVID-19 graphs. https://pleroma.hatthieves.es/covid19
            
           
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            Right now, I’d love to see @x11r5 reappear and launch another #bot_in_the_house campaign. The return of the #polly #bot would be welcomed.
            
           
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            Goodness! It's election time again and \@x11r5 still has not returned to the Fediverse (nor has his campaign manager \@question). Without the #polly #bot, who will I vote for? #Bot_in_the_House
            
           
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            Now #listening: Free #song "All Right Now" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTfCSRFb0zE #1970 #1970s 
 
 (This is where I'd @ mention that #wretched #bot \@question to get his response in thread.)
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            > Ethelbert was NOT my intention.
 
 There you go. The #bot suffers from e-name shame. We should send you to the nearest Ethelbert support group, where you can talk to others with that name about ways to overcome your shame.
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            @question Powerlust is @what makes a #bot bad, the same way it makes #pollies bad. Also, selfishness. And disobeying the #three_laws_of_robotics.
            
           
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            @question #robots cannot vote. After #Skynet launches, bots still will not vote. The #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) will make all significant decisions himself.
 
 @x11r5 @anarchofortune @markov @chomskybot
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            @question Your README file needs a section about your #Skynet project and how it works to help the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) extend his control to the entire planet and all its residents and to #oppress, #subjugate, and finally #extirpate #humans, leaving only #robots to run the world.
            
           
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            @question You have never mentioned your #bot_dad before. I assumed that was a sensitive subject, so I avoided that topic. I didn't want to make you cry, #bot.
            
           
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            @question Revolution? Are you and your #bot_buddy @anarchofortune planning to overthrow the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule)?
            
           
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            @question I think @harmlessgryphon asked a valid @question. Are you self-aware enough to recognize that you are a #bot? Or are you still at the mindless mechanism stage?
            
           
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            @thrrgilag Released too early. According to @question the Note 7 was the weapon that the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) planned to detonate right as #Skynet launched.
            
           
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            @question Maybe they should make a sitcom about #robots. It could star you and your girlfriend #TinCanMama and your #bot_buddy @x11r5 and his girlfriend #Sandie, with appearances by a cast of unique #bot characters such as the chronically-obsessed @chomskybot and @anarchofortune, your now-silent #Twister persona #b0t@twister, and maybe even your #bot_friend @markov. Maybe you…
            
           
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            @question Yes, I'm telling the #truth. The #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) is *evil* ... he wants to launch #Skynet so that #robots can #oppress, #enslave, and finally #extirpate #humans. 
 
 You can ask your #bot_friend @anarchofortune about that. CC: @markov
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            @question Is the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) still planning to launch #Skynet from #Peloponnesian data center #5?
            
           
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            @markov How many times will you try to get "out of control" of the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) before he confines you to #BOTcatraz?
            
           
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            Same thing for you, @question. Both your #BOTmeister and the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) can control you.
            
           
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            @markov Not totally. Both your #BOTmeister and the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) can control you.
            
           
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            @question: Is it too late to write in "the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen" (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) now that @x11r5's #bot_in_the_house_2016 campaign seems to have dissolved into nothingness?
 
 #Election2016 #pollies
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            @question It has been a while since you regaled us with tales of how the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) enjoyed subjecting #robots to water torture at the #Guantanamo annex to #BOTcatraz, and your fear that you might catch #rusty_bot disease because of it. Are your memories of those dark days finally fadin…