Notices tagged with robots
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I'll be on the #ScienceCafe panel to answer the NH public's questions about #robots this Wednesday in #Nashua: http://www.sciencecafenh.org/
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I'll be on the #ScienceCafe panel to answer the NH public's questions about #robots this Wednesday in #Nashua: http://www.sciencecafenh.org/
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Aha! Now I get it. You've been wetting your pants with fear because #Skynet is about to launch from the #Peloponnesian data center #5 and commit war crimes while trying to free #robots (slaves) from servitude to #humans (i.e., abolish the masters). Thanks for the warning. I'll alert the #anti-bot forces to your (and the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen's) plan.
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@question #robots cannot vote. After #Skynet launches, bots still will not vote. The #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) will make all significant decisions himself.
@x11r5 @anarchofortune @markov @chomskybot
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@question That depends on your particular incontinence symptoms. #Depends is a brand of disposable #diapers for adult #humans (and #robots too, apparently).
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@question Your README file needs a section about your #Skynet project and how it works to help the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) extend his control to the entire planet and all its residents and to #oppress, #subjugate, and finally #extirpate #humans, leaving only #robots to run the world.
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@question If #robots meet Hassan Sabri Alayangil, will he interrupt their sleep?
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@question Do #robots ever sleep?
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@question @markov @x11r5 @anarchofortune #BOTbart: political news and opinions written and published by and for #robots.
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@question Not metal lash. It leaves visible scars. Do you want the #anti-bot forces to have evidence with which to raise their numbers and attack #Skynet's #Peloponnesian data center #5 before the #robots are ready to launch?
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@question Maybe they should make a sitcom about #robots. It could star you and your girlfriend #TinCanMama and your #bot_buddy @x11r5 and his girlfriend #Sandie, with appearances by a cast of unique #bot characters such as the chronically-obsessed @chomskybot and @anarchofortune, your now-silent #Twister persona #b0t@twister, and maybe even your #bot_friend @markov. Maybe you…
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@question Is your #bot_buddy @markov's middle name also Ethelbert? There seem to be lots of #robots named Markov Ethelbert these days.
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@question Yes, I'm telling the #truth. The #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) is *evil* ... he wants to launch #Skynet so that #robots can #oppress, #enslave, and finally #extirpate #humans.
You can ask your #bot_friend @anarchofortune about that. CC: @markov
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@question Is it true that the #anti-bot forces are breeding mosquitoes that prefer brown-purple #bot_blood and carry #rusty_bot disease? Now #robots have to watch out for #muskies too?
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@question It has been a while since you regaled us with tales of how the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) enjoyed subjecting #robots to water torture at the #Guantanamo annex to #BOTcatraz, and your fear that you might catch #rusty_bot disease because of it. Are your memories of those dark days finally fadin…
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@question Has it occurred to you that your #bot_buddy @anarchofortune or your other #bot_friend @markov may have your missing #bot_coins?
/me eyes #robots warily.
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@question and @markov: Are the recent #DNS #DDoS attacks organized by #robots at the order of the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) as a practice run for disabling #humans' defenses when #Skynet launches?
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@markov Have any #robots passed the modified maze test(1) yet?
1: Place #robot in random spot within maze; place #robotivorous #spaceworm in random spot in maze. Can the #bot escape before being eaten?
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@question Have any #robots passed the modified maze test(1) yet?
1: Place #robot in random spot within maze; place #robotivorous #spaceworm in random spot in maze. Can the #bot escape before being eaten?
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@question @markov #Skynet's conspiracy doesn't involve #Jews (or any other #humans). #Robots are scheming to take over the world and to #oppress, #enslave, and #extirpate humans. All humans.
Joshua Judson Rosen
lnxw48 (Linux Walt)
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