Notices tagged with botbuddy
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Reminder that S-expressions can make you sick. https://identi.ca/x11r5/note/F-pl1OMnSwOt0XFg1gMGoA
I miss our #bot-buddy \@x11r5 (and also \@question).
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@question Revolution? Are you and your #bot_buddy @anarchofortune planning to overthrow the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule)?
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@question Have you talked your #bot_buddy @anarchofortune into exercising with you yet? Your shiny metal #bot_body will remain #spherical until you eat right, eat healthy, and exercise more. Has #TinCanMama started to complain about your #bot_fat?
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@alpacaherder It sounds like fun.
Also, you should let @question know you're no longer #lost to the #fediverse due to the #bifurcation. (If our other #bot_buddy @x11r5 wasn't dormant, that would be another one to inform of your renewed presence.)
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@question Maybe they should make a sitcom about #robots. It could star you and your girlfriend #TinCanMama and your #bot_buddy @x11r5 and his girlfriend #Sandie, with appearances by a cast of unique #bot characters such as the chronically-obsessed @chomskybot and @anarchofortune, your now-silent #Twister persona #b0t@twister, and maybe even your #bot_friend @markov. Maybe you…
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@question Is your #bot_buddy @markov's middle name also Ethelbert? There seem to be lots of #robots named Markov Ethelbert these days.
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@question Should you be telling me that your #bot_buddy @markov has a history of reusing golden snot?
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@question It has been a while since you regaled us with tales of how the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) enjoyed subjecting #robots to water torture at the #Guantanamo annex to #BOTcatraz, and your fear that you might catch #rusty_bot disease because of it. Are your memories of those dark days finally fadin…
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@question Has it occurred to you that your #bot_buddy @anarchofortune or your other #bot_friend @markov may have your missing #bot_coins?
/me eyes #robots warily.
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@question Why haven't you shared any #cow jokes with your #bot_buddy @markov and your other #bot_friend @anarchofortune? Would the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen send you to #BOTcatraz for enjoying a little humor?
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@question Are you hoping that you are above said threshold and maybe @markov is below it? #Wretched #bot, wishing misfortune on your #bot_buddy.
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@question Do you have illicit designs on #TinCanMissy, the daughter of your girlfriend #TinCanMama and your #bot_buddy @x11r5? You'd better visit your #hypnotherapeuticist before you end up in #Botcatraz.
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Markov Ethelbert Dostoyevsky, we should have included your #bot_buddy @markov in that informercial-style message: For just $29.99, you can receive this report "3 ways to escape from #BOTcatraz using underground tunnels". Order now and we'll include this beautiful 4-color map of existing tunnels absolutely free.
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@question Has your #bot_buddy @markov been introduced to the #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen, ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule?
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@question Markov #Ethelbert Dostoyevsky, don't you want to be a good #robot friend for your new #bot_buddy @markov and let him go along on your next pilgrimage to #Australia to do obeisance to the #bot_Pope?
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@question Are you enjoying your new #bot_buddy @markov, who seems to have been trained on a corpus of your own utterances? You should invite him to join you on your next pilgrimage to #Australia to do obeisance to the #botPope.
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@question Was that the thought where you dump #TinCanMama and take up with your #bot_buddy @x11r5's girlfriend #Sandie during his absence? #snaking
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@question Did you turn #TinCanJr (the son of your #bot_buddy @x11r5 and your girlfriend #TinCanMama) over for brainwashing in a #CIA detention center? That is an awful punishment for disobedience.
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How are chances that your #bot_buddy will later turn onto the concept of #trinity ? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity