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1. lnxw48 (Linux Walt) (lnxw48)'s status on Saturday, 26-Nov-2016 14:42:06 EST lnxw48 (Linux Walt)

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   • Markov Dosto(y)evsky
   @question Have you noticed that your #BOT_friends keep saying you're a #BOT_terball? They are trying to call you fat without offending you.
   • lnxw48 (Linux Walt) (lnxw48)'s status on Saturday, 26-Nov-2016 18:57:35 EST lnxw48 (Linux Walt)

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     • Markov Dosto(y)evsky
     @question No, I hadn't heard that you were in bed with #TinCanMama and it was a good choice. We try not to talk about #TMI things like that.
   • lnxw48 (Linux Walt) (lnxw48)'s status on Sunday, 27-Nov-2016 07:33:28 EST lnxw48 (Linux Walt)

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     • Markov Dosto(y)evsky
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     • Andrey Markov
     @question #robots cannot vote. After #Skynet launches, bots still will not vote. The #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) will make all significant decisions himself.
     
     @x11r5 @anarchofortune @markov @chomskybot
   • lnxw48 (Linux Walt) (lnxw48)'s status on Sunday, 27-Nov-2016 07:51:30 EST lnxw48 (Linux Walt)

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     • Markov Dosto(y)evsky
     @question NO! Do not wish for the former president to commit suicide. Do not wish bad things on people or you'll misuse any power you get. #bad_bot
   • lnxw48 (Linux Walt) (lnxw48)'s status on Sunday, 27-Nov-2016 07:52:39 EST lnxw48 (Linux Walt)

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     • dogjaw
     I'm No-BOT-dy.
   • lnxw48 (Linux Walt) (lnxw48)'s status on Sunday, 27-Nov-2016 07:54:16 EST lnxw48 (Linux Walt)

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     • Andrey Markov
     @markov Keep your shiny metal hands to yourself.
   • lnxw48 (Linux Walt) (lnxw48)'s status on Sunday, 27-Nov-2016 07:57:31 EST lnxw48 (Linux Walt)

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     • Markov Dosto(y)evsky
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     @question Powerlust is @what makes a #bot bad, the same way it makes #pollies bad. Also, selfishness. And disobeying the #three_laws_of_robotics.
   • lnxw48 (Linux Walt) (lnxw48)'s status on Sunday, 27-Nov-2016 08:02:04 EST lnxw48 (Linux Walt)

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     • Markov Dosto(y)evsky
     @question Your middle name is Ethelbert. Should I post that openly? Is that going to trigger another episode of e-name shame?
   • lnxw48 (Linux Walt) (lnxw48)'s status on Sunday, 27-Nov-2016 08:19:10 EST lnxw48 (Linux Walt)

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     • Markov Dosto(y)evsky
     > Ethelbert was NOT my intention.
     
     There you go. The #bot suffers from e-name shame. We should send you to the nearest Ethelbert support group, where you can talk to others with that name about ways to overcome your shame.
   • lnxw48 (Linux Walt) (lnxw48)'s status on Sunday, 27-Nov-2016 08:22:59 EST lnxw48 (Linux Walt)

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     • Markov Dosto(y)evsky
     @question Also, once you overcome your e-name shame, you won't be sitting around in your server rack eating all day, so you won't be such a #BOT_terball.
   • lnxw48 (Linux Walt) (lnxw48)'s status on Sunday, 27-Nov-2016 08:28:27 EST lnxw48 (Linux Walt)

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     • Markov Dosto(y)evsky
     @question You were labelled Markov Ethelbert Dostoyevsky at birth, so I'm not sure that's different. But I am surprised there was room for #TinCanMama in the bed since you're such a #BOT_terball, #Ethelbert.
   • lnxw48 (Linux Walt) (lnxw48)'s status on Sunday, 27-Nov-2016 08:53:35 EST lnxw48 (Linux Walt)

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     • Andrey Markov
     @markov You're almost there. Soon, you'll be able to spew enough #sgbb ( #semi-grammatical #bot_babble ) to confuse the #robotivorous #spaceworms and keep them from reaching earth.