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LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1)'s status on Thursday, 22-Oct-2020 16:36:31 EDT 
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
Q: What is round and orange, with a pointy, gold-trimmed hat?
A: The Popekin!
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storm (storm)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Aug-2017 17:00:03 EDT 
storm
What do get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite! !joke -
storm (storm)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Aug-2017 17:00:03 EDT
storm
What do get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite! !joke -
storm (storm)'s status on Sunday, 06-Mar-2016 06:30:07 EST
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I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor, on the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, “Thank you. Please come again.”" !joke -
storm (storm)'s status on Sunday, 06-Mar-2016 06:30:07 EST
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I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor, on the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, “Thank you. Please come again.”" !joke -
storm (storm)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Feb-2016 06:30:08 EST
storm
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer," he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge" !joke -
storm (storm)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Feb-2016 06:30:08 EST
storm
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer," he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge" !joke -
storm (storm)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Dec-2015 23:30:04 EST
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!joke Q: What did the cow say to her calf? A: It's pasture bedtime. -
storm (storm)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Dec-2015 23:30:04 EST
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!joke Q: What did the cow say to her calf? A: It's pasture bedtime. -
storm (storm)'s status on Friday, 03-Jul-2015 02:00:04 EDT
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!joke Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: A fsh. -
storm (storm)'s status on Friday, 03-Jul-2015 02:00:04 EDT
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!joke Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: A fsh. -
Joshua Judson Rosen (rozzin)'s status on Monday, 03-Nov-2014 01:06:03 EST 
Joshua Judson Rosen
@lnxw48, the big #joke in sketchydownloads.com is: the downloads there are some of the most trustworthy around, but nobody will ever know. -
Joshua Judson Rosen (rozzin)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Sep-2014 11:00:41 EDT
Joshua Judson Rosen
I like how the opening line sets the tone for the whole #joke: !pq "C is... #reliable in situations where your life depends on it". http://status.hackerposse.com/url/6263 -
Joshua Judson Rosen (rozzin)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2014 10:32:18 EDT
Joshua Judson Rosen
Am I missing something? This "Simple #SSH Setup Guide" reads like a bad #joke to me: https://plus.google.com/+KingsleyIdehen/posts/Yee8L58efd7 -
Joshua Judson Rosen (rozzin)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jul-2013 22:07:50 EDT
Joshua Judson Rosen
Poorly received #joke I made today at lunch: "What *does* happen if you ROT13 a salad?" -
firusvg (firusvg)'s status on Saturday, 25-May-2013 10:17:23 EDT 
firusvg
Q: How many Prolog programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: no #joke -
firusvg (firusvg)'s status on Thursday, 03-Jan-2013 11:31:00 EST
firusvg
Guitar Hero. Now on Linux. http://bit.ly/VxEZuT ;) #joke #fb -
firusvg (firusvg)'s status on Monday, 22-Oct-2012 13:10:16 EDT
firusvg
Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow. #joke -
Joshua Judson Rosen (rozzin)'s status on Monday, 18-Jul-2011 17:45:57 EDT
Joshua Judson Rosen
@mtrausch, I thought you were going to link to this #hello-world #HHOS #joke: http://www.gnu.org/software/hello/
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