http://status.hackerposse.com/url/20060 [www mercury news com] UVZs to the rescue! My sons have already told me that once I move to #MO, they’re going to take me to a gun range and teach me to shoot. I’m actually still pretty uncomfortable around guns since the time I almost shot a local gang member that barged into our home when I was 14. It would have been totally jus…