#GD2 (8 year old granddaughter): I didn't get to have a birthday party, so we're going to celebrate tomorrow.
Me: Another birthday, so soon? Before long, you'll be older than I am.
GD2: No, it's not my birthday. We're just going to celebrate.
Me: You're not an old lady?
GD2: No, I'm only 8. I'm not an old lady yet.