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1. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Friday, 22-Mar-2019 06:02:07 EDT Matthew Davidson

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   People are _so adorable_! How did I not notice this before? #DrunkMeIsTheBestMe
2. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Friday, 22-Mar-2019 05:58:06 EDT Matthew Davidson

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   • Ruben
   I'm currently drinking all day every day, and highly recommend it. Works a treat. It's just love and happiness everywhere I go. Like I'm in my twenties again. There's many a new tune can be played on a old fiddle. What can possibly go wrong?
3. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Friday, 22-Mar-2019 03:46:02 EDT Matthew Davidson

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   I used to wonder why everybody at #work over a certain age hobbled about, wincing. It's the fecking safety shoes. It's like trying to go about your daily business with skis strapped on. Eventually it's going to take it's toll on your musculature.
4. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2019 20:51:42 EDT Matthew Davidson

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   Left my hat at work yesterday. Wearing my auxiliary hat today. So I may leave two hats at work this afternoon.
5. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2019 20:49:46 EDT Matthew Davidson

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   In a flap trying to get ready for #work. Honestly, I don't know how you people who do more than three to six hours a day manage.
6. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2019 10:58:41 EDT Matthew Davidson

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   I'll get me coat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3OM2MA1pic #FastShow
7. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2019 10:20:04 EDT Matthew Davidson

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   The great thing about creeping cognitive degeneration is being pleasantly surprised by the thoughts I've forgotten I've already thought. Wow. I'm pretty smart. Well, I was until recently.
8. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2019 09:19:21 EDT Matthew Davidson

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   The Tardis is a brilliant place of safety and agency. Every child needs one. #DrWho
9. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2019 08:33:30 EDT Matthew Davidson

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   • Ruben
   Saw tregeaglet minor at #work today. Still rocking the goth Hello Kitty look. Not a lot of people could pull that off. It's those darn @tregeagle charm genes. They can get away with anything, those three.
10. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2019 08:28:12 EDT Matthew Davidson

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    John #Lennon just makes you want to pick up a guitar. He is _the_ rhythm guitarist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Dpt7TI9q0
11. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2019 06:50:12 EDT Matthew Davidson

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    I have been having such a great time at #work lately. Working very physically hard, but with air conditioning, and damn near no responsibility. Bliss! And the people! Such a procession of delightful eccentrics I'd never had guessed were practically in the next cell over from me in the Colorbond open air prison.
12. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2019 06:37:54 EDT Matthew Davidson

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    • Ruben
    @tregeagle We should just move to an uninhabited Pacific atoll and allow the pubs, bookshops and music shops to spontaneously spring up around us. Oh! We'll have to eat, so a kebab shop and pizza shop as well.
13. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-2019 10:36:10 EDT Matthew Davidson

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    People whose teeth are too white. Watch out for them. That's all I'm saying.
14. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-2019 07:50:52 EDT Matthew Davidson

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    Well, duh: https://microblog.mjd.id.au/url/24189 I currently feel that I finally became an adult around two o'clock this afternoon. This will be subject to revision. More or less daily.
15. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-2019 07:44:43 EDT Matthew Davidson

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    Ah, f*** em. We'll have the bond back long before they realise the RJ11 POTS landline socket is now an RJ45 (thanks to the game and wiry @treagegle crawling through the ceiling with blue cable between his teeth). Also, although I must mow the lawn one last time, nobody can stop me planting corn in the shape of a very offensive word in it.
16. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-2019 07:27:07 EDT Matthew Davidson

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    I wouldn't feel so bad, except these landlords were the best I've ever had. A dear dotty couple. I thought we had something special. I thought this was a long term commitment, on both sides. Now I just feel so cheap and humiliated.
17. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-2019 06:16:13 EDT Matthew Davidson

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    This tattooing thing is getting ridiculous. Porn just looks like Mahjong, in a way that diminishes both pursuits. I think I'm going to have to take up whist and birdwatching.
18. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-2019 05:49:58 EDT Matthew Davidson

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    • Strypey
    1. Nobody should need client-side code just to read some text. 2. #JavaScript, and mature libraries like #JQuery should be operating system packages, not bundled with apps or downloaded on the fly. 3. <script license="http://status.hackerposse.com/url/18467"> 4. Browsers should allow (or default to) swapping out non-free JS libraries with free equivalents. 5. _Then_ you can w…
19. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-2019 04:07:19 EDT Matthew Davidson

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    Had an absolutely brilliant day at #work today, and got home, tired but happy, to find on the kitchen counter, from the estate agent, a notice to vacate letter. F*** you, you f***ing f***s! You can't let me have one nice day where I feel like a valued member of society without reminding me that I'm powerless and, from the perspective of the powerful, worthless. To paraphrase …
20. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Monday, 18-Mar-2019 02:25:43 EDT Matthew Davidson

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    To Do List: https://brianbilston.com/2019/02/12/to-do-list/ #poetry

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