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Can you become a larynx donor? I think I could do without mine if I just made a recording of "No, Kitty! Off the keyboard!"
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@tregeagle Well, there is that. Also all my computing devices would immediately cease to function if I lost the ability to swear loudly and creatively at them. So on reflection I think instead I might donate my baldness to somebody who has through no fault of their own found themselves too hairy.
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My GP is off globetrotting again, so today I consulted a young doctor who sported a shaved head and a beard. I couldn't concentrate on my own trivial maladies because I was fixated on the point where his shaved head stopped and his beard started, wondering how he'd settled on where that point should be. Some people have to carefully consider the optimal length of their inverse sideburns. Fashion is a curious thing.
Matthew Davidson
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