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1. niobe (niobe)'s status on Thursday, 08-Nov-2012 21:37:02 EST niobe

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   #Fortune (computers)
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   The sendmail configuration file is one of those files that looks like someone
   beat their head on the keyboard. After working with it… I can see why! — Harry Skelton
2. niobe (niobe)'s status on Thursday, 11-Oct-2012 00:37:03 EDT niobe

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   BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
   BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
   BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
   BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F22

3. niobe (niobe)'s status on Monday, 10-Sep-2012 21:37:02 EDT niobe

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   BS: You remind me of a man.
   B: What man?
   BS: The man with the power.
   B: What power?
   BS: The power of voodoo.
   B: Voodoo?
   BS: You do.
   B: Do what?
   BS: Remind me of a man.
   B: What man?
   BS: The man with the power… — Cary Grant, The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer
4. niobe (niobe)'s status on Thursday, 06-Sep-2012 17:37:01 EDT niobe

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   THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
   THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
   THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
   THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F12

5. niobe (niobe)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jul-2012 17:37:02 EDT niobe

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   I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
   I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
   I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
   I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F09

6. niobe (niobe)'s status on Sunday, 24-Jun-2012 21:37:02 EDT niobe

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   He who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant. Teach him.
   He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him.
   He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. Wake him.
7. niobe (niobe)'s status on Thursday, 07-Jun-2012 13:37:02 EDT niobe

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   GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE
   GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE
   GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE
   GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F14

8. niobe (niobe)'s status on Monday, 14-May-2012 17:37:02 EDT niobe

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   Well, since MS cant be sure of the username of someone downloading
   things, they are going to play it safe and have everything dowloaded
   and executed by Explorer as suid root. That way, it will run on ANY
   system anywhere. :) — George Bonser <grep@cris.com>
9. niobe (niobe)'s status on Saturday, 12-May-2012 17:37:02 EDT niobe

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   Whip it, whip it good!
10. niobe (niobe)'s status on Thursday, 10-May-2012 20:45:05 EDT niobe

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    #QOTD Ideas are the beginning points of all fortunes. – [12]Napoleon Hill, 1883 – 1970