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Notices tagged with fortune, page 2

  1. niobe (niobe)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jul-2012 17:37:02 EDT niobe niobe
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    #Fortune (chalkboard)
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    I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
    I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
    I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
    I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS

    Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F09

    Tuesday, 31-Jul-2012 17:37:02 EDT from matrix.jpope.org permalink Repeated by jpope
  2. niobe (niobe)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jul-2012 17:37:02 EDT niobe niobe
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    #Fortune (chalkboard)
    %
    I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
    I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
    I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
    I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS

    Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F09

    Tuesday, 31-Jul-2012 17:37:02 EDT from matrix.jpope.org permalink
  3. ⒿⓅⓄⓅⒺ (jpope)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2012 10:12:25 EDT ⒿⓅⓄⓅⒺ ⒿⓅⓄⓅⒺ
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    • morpheus
    ♻ @morpheus #Fortune (people) % Early to bed and early to rise and you’ll be groggy when everyone else is wide awake.
    Wednesday, 27-Jun-2012 10:12:25 EDT from micro.jpope.org at 38°31'3"N 92°2'58"W permalink
  4. niobe (niobe)'s status on Sunday, 24-Jun-2012 21:37:02 EDT niobe niobe
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    #Fortune (wisdom)
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    He who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant. Teach him.
    He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him.
    He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. Wake him.
    Sunday, 24-Jun-2012 21:37:02 EDT from matrix.jpope.org permalink Repeated by jpope
  5. niobe (niobe)'s status on Sunday, 24-Jun-2012 21:37:02 EDT niobe niobe
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    #Fortune (wisdom)
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    He who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant. Teach him.
    He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him.
    He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. Wake him.
    Sunday, 24-Jun-2012 21:37:02 EDT from matrix.jpope.org permalink
  6. niobe (niobe)'s status on Thursday, 07-Jun-2012 13:37:02 EDT niobe niobe
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    #Fortune (chalkboard)
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    GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE
    GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE
    GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE
    GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE

    Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F14

    Thursday, 07-Jun-2012 13:37:02 EDT from matrix.jpope.org permalink Repeated by jpope
  7. niobe (niobe)'s status on Thursday, 07-Jun-2012 13:37:02 EDT niobe niobe
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    #Fortune (chalkboard)
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    GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE
    GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE
    GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE
    GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE

    Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F14

    Thursday, 07-Jun-2012 13:37:02 EDT from matrix.jpope.org permalink
  8. Joshua Judson Rosen (rozzin)'s status on Sunday, 03-Jun-2012 19:39:12 EDT Joshua Judson Rosen Joshua Judson Rosen
    • kuro
    @kuro, I actually got this as a #fortune, once. And I mean the `chinese take-out' kind—inside a cookie: http://www.hackerposse.com/~rozzin/fortunes/standards.jpg
    Sunday, 03-Jun-2012 19:39:12 EDT from web permalink
  9. niobe (niobe)'s status on Monday, 14-May-2012 17:37:02 EDT niobe niobe
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    #Fortune (linux)
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    Well, since MS cant be sure of the username of someone downloading
    things, they are going to play it safe and have everything dowloaded
    and executed by Explorer as suid root. That way, it will run on ANY
    system anywhere. :) — George Bonser <grep@cris.com>
    Monday, 14-May-2012 17:37:02 EDT from matrix.jpope.org permalink Repeated by jpope
  10. niobe (niobe)'s status on Monday, 14-May-2012 17:37:02 EDT niobe niobe
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    #Fortune (linux)
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    Well, since MS cant be sure of the username of someone downloading
    things, they are going to play it safe and have everything dowloaded
    and executed by Explorer as suid root. That way, it will run on ANY
    system anywhere. :) — George Bonser <grep@cris.com>
    Monday, 14-May-2012 17:37:02 EDT from matrix.jpope.org permalink
  11. niobe (niobe)'s status on Saturday, 12-May-2012 17:37:02 EDT niobe niobe
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    #Fortune (miscellaneous)
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    Whip it, whip it good!
    Saturday, 12-May-2012 17:37:02 EDT from matrix.jpope.org permalink Repeated by jpope
  12. niobe (niobe)'s status on Saturday, 12-May-2012 17:37:02 EDT niobe niobe
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    #Fortune (miscellaneous)
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    Whip it, whip it good!
    Saturday, 12-May-2012 17:37:02 EDT from matrix.jpope.org permalink
  13. eightyeight (eightyeight)'s status on Wednesday, 09-May-2012 10:30:25 EDT eightyeight eightyeight
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    • sethf
    They're just for fun. An encrypted !unix #fortune at 8:08 localtime, and a #sha1 hash of the #unix #epoch at 13:37 localtime.
    Wednesday, 09-May-2012 10:30:25 EDT from identi.ca at 41°13'22"N 111°58'25"W permalink
  14. agentsmith (agentsmith)'s status on Sunday, 06-May-2012 00:37:02 EDT agentsmith agentsmith
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    #Fortune (science)
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    Of course you can’t flap your arms and fly to the moon. After a while you’d
    run out of air to push against.
    Sunday, 06-May-2012 00:37:02 EDT from matrix.jpope.org permalink Repeated by jpope
  15. agentsmith (agentsmith)'s status on Sunday, 06-May-2012 00:37:02 EDT agentsmith agentsmith
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    #Fortune (science)
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    Of course you can’t flap your arms and fly to the moon. After a while you’d
    run out of air to push against.
    Sunday, 06-May-2012 00:37:02 EDT from matrix.jpope.org permalink
  16. Joshua Judson Rosen (rozzin)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Mar-2011 16:38:55 EST Joshua Judson Rosen Joshua Judson Rosen
    • hgfernan
    @hgfernan, the best !fortune cookie I ever got had this in it: http://www.hackerposse.com/~rozzin/fortunes/standards.jpg
    Wednesday, 09-Mar-2011 16:38:55 EST from restore permalink
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