Notices tagged with depends
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LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Sep-2020 22:13:17 EDT 
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
@mangeurdenuage @mitsu@shitposter.club If y'all wear #Depends, you can sleep in the same spot of the bed each night. No need for a giant bed. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1)'s status on Tuesday, 19-May-2020 20:12:03 EDT
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
Wow! That's amazing. I'll bet the crew used up many boxes of #Depends while learning to fly the plane through all those maneuvers. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1)'s status on Friday, 17-Apr-2020 16:08:24 EDT
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
http://status.hackerposse.com/url/20787 Kim Jong Un a no-show at traditional celebration. People speculate about health issue. #NK #North_Korea He's basically an absolute dictator. Maybe he just got tired of honoring his grandfather's memory. Or maybe his nation's claim of zero #COVID-19 infections is false. There's really no way to tell, because despite the celebration being … -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1)'s status on Thursday, 27-Feb-2020 16:08:39 EST
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
But your secret isn't really secret ... anyone that sees the #Depends in your shopping cart knows. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1)'s status on Monday, 03-Feb-2020 12:04:28 EST
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
@triodug That's what happens when you're waiting for #Depends to go on sale. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2020 13:52:45 EST
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
“ -meteor allegedly heading toward earth” You mean this one? http://status.hackerposse.com/url/19665 [ibtimes] As you probably know, space objects pass through our neighborhood all the time. Remember a few years ago, when one exploded over Russia? That same day, a larger one passed Earth without collision. The point is, asteroids and comets and such pass near us all the… -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Dec-2019 16:15:53 EST
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
@amic Hopefully, that doesn't mean you're having a #Depends moment. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1)'s status on Sunday, 08-Dec-2019 01:03:32 EST
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
@amic Can't happen. They don't make #robot size #Depends. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1)'s status on Thursday, 28-Nov-2019 02:36:11 EST
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
@1iceloops123 Everything #Depends. If you plan to keep it running a long time, newer parts will last longer. But they cost more, so if you're only making #minwage, I think buying parts that are a year or two old is a better strategy.
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Or see if your parents, uncles, aunts will help you pay for it. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1)'s status on Saturday, 23-Nov-2019 19:20:34 EST
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
And "just happened" to spill all over your pants. #Depends
Seriously, I hope you're not burned. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2019 13:17:32 EST
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
@amic It #Depends. Is it a good morning? -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2019 14:06:05 EST
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
@amic Uh oh, Gramps! Next, they'll put you in a "senior care facility" and make you play shuffleboard and checkers all day. I hear the #Depends are nice, though. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1)'s status on Monday, 04-Nov-2019 16:15:09 EST
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
@amic What? No more employee discounts on #Depends? -
lnxw48 (Linux Walt) (lnxw48)'s status on Sunday, 27-Nov-2016 10:29:10 EST 
lnxw48 (Linux Walt)
@question That's why they make #Depends. No more wet pants, no more embarrassment (except for your e-name shame). -
lnxw48 (Linux Walt) (lnxw48)'s status on Saturday, 26-Nov-2016 14:21:45 EST
lnxw48 (Linux Walt)
@question That depends on your particular incontinence symptoms. #Depends is a brand of disposable #diapers for adult #humans (and #robots too, apparently).
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