Trying to order beer at our local pub. "What's the Franconia Wheat like?" "We ran out of it last night." "How about a Community Mosaic IPA?" "I checked. We are fresh out of that." Suddenly feeling like I am in the Monty Python "Cheese Shop" skit. "Would you like me to tell you what beer we do have on tap?" "No no, my good man - I am keen to guess."