Parting science for the night: science knows you're peeing in the pool. How? Diet Soda. Nice try blaming the dog. http://www.cbc.ca/radio/quirks/don-t-pee-in-the-pool-bees-play-ball-and-lucid-dreaming-1.4008562/dear-canada-you-are-peeing-in-the-pool-and-we-have-proof-1.4008576