Matthew Davidson on microblog.mjd.id.au

This remote profile is registered on another site; see mjd's original profile page on microblog.mjd.id.au.

1. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2020 02:40:00 EDT Matthew Davidson

   Remote profile options...
   The temperature is dipping down towards a mild 20℃, so the aroma of long-dormant chimneys once again wafts over #Sawtell. Only this year… Do I detect a hint of toilet paper kindling?
2. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 09-Apr-2020 21:41:26 EDT Matthew Davidson

   Remote profile options...
   Nice to have a trade to fall back on: https://microblog.mjd.id.au/url/35092
3. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 09-Apr-2020 21:13:27 EDT Matthew Davidson

   Remote profile options...

   • Ruben
   #US voters will get to choose a president for us from a field consisting of two dementia sufferers and lifelong compulsive liars with barely distinguishable racist and top-down class warfare agendas (one is more honest about it than the other). One of them has a natural gift for reflexive schoolyard verbal abuse, while the other is notoriously slow-witted and will be much mor…
4. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 09-Apr-2020 20:01:01 EDT Matthew Davidson

   Remote profile options...

   • Ruben
   @tregeagle Fn+Shift doesn't appear to do anything. Fn+ScrLk toggles it on and off, but there's no status light, and I have old person's memory.
5. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 09-Apr-2020 02:59:10 EDT Matthew Davidson

   Remote profile options...
   I haz a sad. Welcome to four more years of the idiot neo-fascist with a charmed life. https://microblog.mjd.id.au/url/35071 #Bernie2020 #Trump
6. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 09-Apr-2020 00:20:15 EDT Matthew Davidson

   Remote profile options...
   Oh, except it doesn't work.
7. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 09-Apr-2020 00:10:41 EDT Matthew Davidson

   Remote profile options...
   Ooh. Essential for playing #FreeCiv on a computer without a numeric keypad. https://extensions.gnome.org/extension/36/lock-keys/ #GNOME #SocialDistancingTips
8. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Apr-2020 22:38:26 EDT Matthew Davidson

   Remote profile options...

   • Ruben
   @tregeagle Got home from #work about 7:30am, looking forward to a kip. Half an hour later, some flouro jacket chaps started chainsawing a tree in the Beach Haven carpark and feeding it to a wood chipper, one branch at a time. Now lunchtime and they're still going.
9. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Apr-2020 03:09:59 EDT Matthew Davidson

   Remote profile options...
   That bloody angry hornet noise. Bogan next door is using a leaf blower to clean out his garage. Why do do you even own that thing? You live in a flat; you have no leaves to blow. Are you scared that if you use a woman's implement like - for instance - a broom, your penis will drop off?
10. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Apr-2020 01:23:08 EDT Matthew Davidson

    Remote profile options...
    Grey day. Somebody in the next block of flats is playing the William Tell Overture on the accordion. I didn't expect that. #Sawtell
11. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Monday, 06-Apr-2020 09:13:47 EDT Matthew Davidson

    Remote profile options...

    • Roman Totale XVII
    @andyc Another one for the #covid-19 list: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i90EMCj98es #Fall
12. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-2020 04:27:36 EDT Matthew Davidson

    Remote profile options...
    How to Touch Your Face Less: https://theoatmeal.com/comics/touch_face
13. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Saturday, 04-Apr-2020 06:12:22 EDT Matthew Davidson

    Remote profile options...
    Now Leonard Rossiter! And a pair of outrageous flouncing pooves. This is brilliant. The kind of film making that we will enjoy once again now that we've got Brexit done.
14. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Saturday, 04-Apr-2020 05:57:13 EDT Matthew Davidson

    Remote profile options...
    #Watching Otley, one of those late 60s films about a likely lad who, through no fault of his own, gets mixed up in murder and intrigue and, rather than having a nervous breakdown like a real person, handles it with boyish charm and aplomb. Adapted from some guy's novel by Clement and la Frenais. Starring Tom Courtenay and everybody with an Equity card. Half an hour in there's…
15. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Saturday, 04-Apr-2020 05:42:20 EDT Matthew Davidson

    Remote profile options...

    • Ruben
    @tregeagle I can let you in on a secret: thirty years of vocationally-focused education have weakened our herd immunity to idiocy. Not being an idiot? Who's going to pay you for that?
16. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Friday, 03-Apr-2020 23:37:42 EDT Matthew Davidson

    Remote profile options...

    • Ruben
    @tregeagle I'll give it a try. I'm hooked into the latest series of #BetterCallSaul. Also a couple of episodes into #StarWars the Malodoran, which isn't as distasteful as it sounds, some plot emerging, though some of the design looks a bit too Trekky for my liking.
17. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Friday, 03-Apr-2020 06:28:11 EDT Matthew Davidson

    Remote profile options...
    "#Trump Says He Will Travel To Coronavirus Soon To Help Out With Crisis There" https://microblog.mjd.id.au/url/34991
18. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 02-Apr-2020 23:32:50 EDT Matthew Davidson

    Remote profile options...
    "Your IQ Is 150 Minus The Number Of Toilet Paper Rolls You Have In Your House Right Now" https://microblog.mjd.id.au/url/34990
19. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 02-Apr-2020 07:46:04 EDT Matthew Davidson

    Remote profile options...
    I'm having no trouble keeping a #covid19 safe distance from others. If you try to pass someone on the footpath they yelp with panic and leap into the path of oncoming vehicular traffic.
20. Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 02-Apr-2020 07:37:02 EDT Matthew Davidson

    Remote profile options...

    • Roman Totale XVII
    @andyc I genuinely thought the beard made me look thinner. Sigh. I used to be so pretty; now I'm settling for not Orson Welles.

• After
• Before