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pete (pete)'s status on Saturday, 06-Oct-2012 17:05:47 EDT pete "Getting into the Hall of Fame won't change me. I'm still going to pass gas and pick my nose like I always do." -Bert Blyleven !baseball !q -
pete (pete)'s status on Sunday, 30-Sep-2012 15:06:36 EDT pete "!Science literacy is a vaccine against the charlatans of the world that would exploit your ignorance." -Neil DeGrasse Tyson !q -
pete (pete)'s status on Sunday, 30-Sep-2012 12:12:37 EDT pete "Everyone has a plan 'til they get punched in the mouth." -Mike Tyson !q -
pete (pete)'s status on Sunday, 30-Sep-2012 01:52:45 EDT pete "Whenever something cannot go on forever, it will stop." -Herbert Stein !q -
pete (pete)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2012 21:03:03 EDT pete "A lot of people are a lot different at work than they are at home." -Barry Bonds !baseball !q -
pete (pete)'s status on Monday, 24-Sep-2012 20:30:20 EDT pete "They shouldn't throw at me. I'm the father of five or six kids." -Tito Fuente !baseball !q -
pete (pete)'s status on Monday, 24-Sep-2012 00:33:02 EDT pete "Every time I've ever tried to help a woman out, I've been incarcerated." -Jose Canseco !baseball !q -
pete (pete)'s status on Saturday, 22-Sep-2012 22:32:05 EDT pete "Some of the press corps even think he might be my speechwriter." -George W Bush, on his admiration for Yogi Berra !baseball !q -
pete (pete)'s status on Thursday, 20-Sep-2012 00:26:36 EDT pete "It's not easy being Jose Canseco." -Jose Canseco !baseball !q -
pete (pete)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Sep-2012 20:41:42 EDT pete "His fastball looked about the size of a watermelon seed, and it hissed at you as it passed." -Ty Cobb, on Walter Johnson !baseball !q -
pete (pete)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Sep-2012 21:27:07 EDT pete "Making love is like hitting a !baseball. You just gotta relax and concentrate." Annie Savoy, "Bull Durham" !q -
pete (pete)'s status on Monday, 17-Sep-2012 01:55:44 EDT pete "!Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives get caught, the squibbers get through for hits. It's an unfair game." -Rod Kahnel !q -
pete (pete)'s status on Monday, 17-Sep-2012 01:52:48 EDT pete "It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays." -Yogi Berra !q !baseball -
pete (pete)'s status on Monday, 13-Aug-2012 05:10:51 EDT pete You know, Labatt's not bad. I'm usually not big on Canadian !beer. -
pete (pete)'s status on Monday, 13-Aug-2012 05:02:33 EDT pete Partied at the cabin all wkend, slept it off all eve. Now it's 04:00 Monday and I just want another !beer. Fuck it, I'm having one. !tzag? -
pete (pete)'s status on Monday, 06-Aug-2012 05:20:14 EDT pete I had a !beer chugging contest last night that put me to bed at 7:30. But I won, which is the important thing. !tzag -
pete (pete)'s status on Friday, 20-Jul-2012 22:44:51 EDT pete !q !rtfm "My bear is a cosmic horror, it can see through time and space and if it sees you not reading the FAQ, it will find you." -
pete (pete)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2012 15:26:56 EDT pete 236 years ago...now. "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal..." And we still do. http://ur1.ca/9q3lm !q -
pete (pete)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2012 15:25:58 EDT pete 236 years ago...now. "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal..." And we still do. http://ur1.ca/9q50l !q -
pete (pete)'s status on Friday, 29-Jun-2012 17:31:44 EDT pete !q The world is run by those who can hold their liquor.