Notices tagged with fortunemod
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Your object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life. — !q by #fortune-mod
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"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." -- Voltaire / via #fortune-mod
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Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used. — #fortune-mod !q
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Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you. — Thomas Jefferson !q /via #fortune-mod
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Removing the straw that broke the camel's back does not necessarily allow the camel to walk again. — !q #fortune-mod
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If you are too busy to read, then you are too busy. — !q by #fortune-mod
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"Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile." -- Karl Lehenbauer (!q via #fortune-mod)
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"Never trust a computer you can't repair yourself." — !q #fortune-mod
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Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. -- Herbert Hoover /via #fortune-mod
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system-independent, adj.: Works equally poorly on all systems. — !q by #fortune-mod :-)
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On the eighth day, God created FORTRAN. — via #fortune-mod
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The reward of a thing well done is to have done it. -- Emerson via #fortune-mod
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"Unibus timeout fatal trap program lost sorry" — An error message printed by DEC's RSTS operating system for the PDP-11 !q via #fortune-mod
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To be or not to be. -- Shakespeare To do is to be. -- Nietzsche To be is to do. -- Sartre Do be do be do. -- Sinatra !q #fortune-mod