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rozzin: "What text font do fortune cookies use? (ChaCha)" http://status.hackerposse.com/url/3745 Looks like 9-pt Bookman light, where I am.... #fortune #fortunecookie
rozzin's status on Wednesday, 31-Jul-2013 19:22:44 EDT
What text font do fortune cookies use? (ChaCha) Looks like 9-pt Bookman light, where I am.... fortune fortunecookie
jpope: RD @oracle #Fortune (work) % Weekend, where are you?
jpope's status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2013 09:57:06 EDT
RD @oracle #Fortune (work) % Weekend, where are you?
jpope: RT @trinity #Fortune (songs-poems) % She can kill all your files; She can freeze with a frown. And a wave of her hand brings the whole system down. And she works on her code until ten after three. She lives like a bat but she’s always a hacker to me. — Apologies to Billy Joel
jpope's status on Monday, 19-Nov-2012 21:41:58 EST
RT @trinity #Fortune (songs-poems) % She can kill all your files; She can freeze with a frown. And a wave of her hand brings the whole system down. And she works on her code until ten after three. She lives like a bat but she’s always a hacker to me. — Apologies to Billy Joel
trinity: #Fortune (songs-poems) % She can kill all your files; She can freeze with a frown. And a wave of her hand brings the whole system down. And she works on her code until ten after three. She lives like a bat but she’s always a hacker to me. — Apologies to Billy Joel
trinity's status on Monday, 19-Nov-2012 21:37:02 EST
#Fortune (songs-poems) % She can kill all your files; She can freeze with a frown. And a wave of her hand brings the whole system down. And she works on her code until ten after three. She lives like a bat but she’s always a hacker to me. — Apologies to Billy Joel
jpope: RT @morpheus #Fortune (wisdom) % He who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant. Teach him. He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him. He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. Wake him.
jpope's status on Saturday, 17-Nov-2012 13:39:23 EST
RT @morpheus #Fortune (wisdom) % He who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant. Teach him. He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him. He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. Wake him.
morpheus: #Fortune (wisdom) % He who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant. Teach him. He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him. He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. Wake him.
morpheus's status on Saturday, 17-Nov-2012 13:37:04 EST
#Fortune (wisdom) % He who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant. Teach him. He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him. He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. Wake him.
jpope: RT @neo #Fortune (songs-poems) % Finality is death. Perfection is finality. Nothing is perfect. There are lumps in it.
jpope's status on Tuesday, 13-Nov-2012 21:55:20 EST
RT @neo #Fortune (songs-poems) % Finality is death. Perfection is finality. Nothing is perfect. There are lumps in it.
neo: #Fortune (songs-poems) % Finality is death. Perfection is finality. Nothing is perfect. There are lumps in it.
neo's status on Tuesday, 13-Nov-2012 21:37:01 EST
#Fortune (songs-poems) % Finality is death. Perfection is finality. Nothing is perfect. There are lumps in it.
jpope: RT @niobe #Fortune (computers) % The sendmail configuration file is one of those files that looks like someone beat their head on the keyboard. After working with it… I can see why! — Harry Skelton
jpope's status on Thursday, 08-Nov-2012 21:38:31 EST
RT @niobe #Fortune (computers) % The sendmail configuration file is one of those files that looks like someone beat their head on the keyboard. After working with it… I can see why! — Harry Skelton
niobe: #Fortune (computers) % The sendmail configuration file is one of those files that looks like someone beat their head on the keyboard. After working with it… I can see why! — Harry Skelton
niobe's status on Thursday, 08-Nov-2012 21:37:02 EST
#Fortune (computers) % The sendmail configuration file is one of those files that looks like someone beat their head on the keyboard. After working with it… I can see why! — Harry Skelton
jpope: RT @morpheus #Fortune (paradoxum) % I distinctly remember forgetting that. -Clara Barton
jpope's status on Tuesday, 16-Oct-2012 21:39:46 EDT
RT @morpheus #Fortune (paradoxum) % I distinctly remember forgetting that. -Clara Barton
morpheus: #Fortune (paradoxum) % I distinctly remember forgetting that. -Clara Barton
morpheus's status on Tuesday, 16-Oct-2012 21:37:02 EDT
#Fortune (paradoxum) % I distinctly remember forgetting that. -Clara Barton
jpope: RT @niobe #Fortune (chalkboard) % BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F22
jpope's status on Thursday, 11-Oct-2012 00:39:25 EDT
RT @niobe #Fortune (chalkboard) % BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F22
niobe: #Fortune (chalkboard) % BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F22
niobe's status on Thursday, 11-Oct-2012 00:37:03 EDT
#Fortune (chalkboard) % BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F22
jpope: RT @morpheus #Fortune (definitions) % Endless Loop, n.: see Loop, Endless. Loop, Endless, n.: see Endless Loop. — Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary
jpope's status on Thursday, 20-Sep-2012 13:49:54 EDT
RT @morpheus #Fortune (definitions) % Endless Loop, n.: see Loop, Endless. Loop, Endless, n.: see Endless Loop. — Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary
morpheus: #Fortune (definitions) % Endless Loop, n.: see Loop, Endless. Loop, Endless, n.: see Endless Loop. — Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary
morpheus's status on Thursday, 20-Sep-2012 13:37:02 EDT
#Fortune (definitions) % Endless Loop, n.: see Loop, Endless. Loop, Endless, n.: see Endless Loop. — Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary
jpope: RT @niobe #Fortune (art) % BS: You remind me of a man. B: What man? BS: The man with the power. B: What power? BS: The power of voodoo. B: Voodoo? BS: You do. B: Do what? BS: Remind me of a man. B: What man? BS: The man with the power… — Cary Grant, The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer
jpope's status on Monday, 10-Sep-2012 22:02:33 EDT
RT @niobe #Fortune (art) % BS: You remind me of a man. B: What man? BS: The man with the power. B: What power? BS: The power of voodoo. B: Voodoo? BS: You do. B: Do what? BS: Remind me of a man. B: What man? BS: The man with the power… — Cary Grant, The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer
niobe: #Fortune (art) % BS: You remind me of a man. B: What man? BS: The man with the power. B: What power? BS: The power of voodoo. B: Voodoo? BS: You do. B: Do what? BS: Remind me of a man. B: What man? BS: The man with the power… — Cary Grant, The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer
niobe's status on Monday, 10-Sep-2012 21:37:02 EDT
#Fortune (art) % BS: You remind me of a man. B: What man? BS: The man with the power. B: What power? BS: The power of voodoo. B: Voodoo? BS: You do. B: Do what? BS: Remind me of a man. B: What man? BS: The man with the power… — Cary Grant, The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer
jpope: RT @niobe #Fortune (chalkboard) % THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F12
jpope's status on Thursday, 06-Sep-2012 17:46:07 EDT
RT @niobe #Fortune (chalkboard) % THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F12
niobe: #Fortune (chalkboard) % THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F12
niobe's status on Thursday, 06-Sep-2012 17:37:01 EDT
#Fortune (chalkboard) % THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE THE PRINCIPAL’S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F12
jpope: RT @niobe #Fortune (chalkboard) % I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F09
jpope's status on Tuesday, 31-Jul-2012 17:41:12 EDT
RT @niobe #Fortune (chalkboard) % I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F09
niobe: #Fortune (chalkboard) % I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F09
niobe's status on Tuesday, 31-Jul-2012 17:37:02 EDT
#Fortune (chalkboard) % I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F09
jpope: ♻ @morpheus #Fortune (people) % Early to bed and early to rise and you’ll be groggy when everyone else is wide awake.
jpope's status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2012 10:12:25 EDT
♻ @morpheus #Fortune (people) % Early to bed and early to rise and you’ll be groggy when everyone else is wide awake.
jpope: RT @niobe #Fortune (wisdom) % He who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant. Teach him. He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him. He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. Wake him.
jpope's status on Sunday, 24-Jun-2012 22:02:20 EDT
RT @niobe #Fortune (wisdom) % He who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant. Teach him. He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him. He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. Wake him.
niobe: #Fortune (wisdom) % He who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant. Teach him. He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him. He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. Wake him.
niobe's status on Sunday, 24-Jun-2012 21:37:02 EDT
jpope: RT @niobe #Fortune (chalkboard) % GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F14
jpope's status on Thursday, 07-Jun-2012 14:02:09 EDT
RT @niobe #Fortune (chalkboard) % GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F14
niobe: #Fortune (chalkboard) % GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F14
niobe's status on Thursday, 07-Jun-2012 13:37:02 EDT
#Fortune (chalkboard) % GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE GOLDFISH DON’T BOUNCE Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F14
rozzin: @kuro, I actually got this as a #fortune, once. And I mean the `chinese take-out' kind—inside a cookie: http://www.hackerposse.com/~rozzin/fortunes/standards.jpg
rozzin's status on Sunday, 03-Jun-2012 19:39:12 EDT
@kuro, I actually got this as a #fortune, once. And I mean the `chinese take-out' kind—inside a cookie: http://www.hackerposse.com/~rozzin/fortunes/standards.jpg
jpope: RT @niobe #Fortune (linux) % Well, since MS cant be sure of the username of someone downloading things, they are going to play it safe and have everything dowloaded and executed by Explorer as suid root. That way, it will run on ANY system anywhere. :) — George Bonser <http://ur1.ca/98pea>
jpope's status on Monday, 14-May-2012 17:39:51 EDT
RT @niobe #Fortune (linux) % Well, since MS cant be sure of the username of someone downloading things, they are going to play it safe and have everything dowloaded and executed by Explorer as suid root. That way, it will run on ANY system anywhere. :) — George Bonser <" title="http://url.jpope.org/me>" rel="nofollow external">http://url.jpope.org/me>
niobe: #Fortune (linux) % Well, since MS cant be sure of the username of someone downloading things, they are going to play it safe and have everything dowloaded and executed by Explorer as suid root. That way, it will run on ANY system anywhere. :) — George Bonser <http://ur1.ca/98pds>
niobe's status on Monday, 14-May-2012 17:37:02 EDT
#Fortune (linux) % Well, since MS cant be sure of the username of someone downloading things, they are going to play it safe and have everything dowloaded and executed by Explorer as suid root. That way, it will run on ANY system anywhere. :) — George Bonser <grep@cris.com>
jpope: RT @niobe #Fortune (miscellaneous) % Whip it, whip it good!
jpope's status on Saturday, 12-May-2012 18:01:39 EDT
RT @niobe #Fortune (miscellaneous) % Whip it, whip it good!
niobe: #Fortune (miscellaneous) % Whip it, whip it good!
niobe's status on Saturday, 12-May-2012 17:37:02 EDT
#Fortune (miscellaneous) % Whip it, whip it good!
eightyeight: They're just for fun. An encrypted !unix #fortune at 8:08 localtime, and a #sha1 hash of the #unix #epoch at 13:37 localtime.
eightyeight's status on Wednesday, 09-May-2012 10:30:25 EDT
They're just for fun. An encrypted !unix #fortune at 8:08 localtime, and a #sha1 hash of the #unix #epoch at 13:37 localtime.
jpope: RT @agentsmith #Fortune (science) % Of course you can’t flap your arms and fly to the moon. After a while you’d run out of air to push against.
jpope's status on Sunday, 06-May-2012 00:39:17 EDT
RT @agentsmith #Fortune (science) % Of course you can’t flap your arms and fly to the moon. After a while you’d run out of air to push against.
agentsmith: #Fortune (science) % Of course you can’t flap your arms and fly to the moon. After a while you’d run out of air to push against.
agentsmith's status on Sunday, 06-May-2012 00:37:02 EDT
#Fortune (science) % Of course you can’t flap your arms and fly to the moon. After a while you’d run out of air to push against.
rozzin: @hgfernan, the best !fortune cookie I ever got had this in it: http://www.hackerposse.com/~rozzin/fortunes/standards.jpg
rozzin's status on Wednesday, 09-Mar-2011 16:38:55 EST
@hgfernan, the best !fortune cookie I ever got had this in it: http://www.hackerposse.com/~rozzin/fortunes/standards.jpg