i'm an emoji
That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
i solve practical problems. for instance, how am i gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind. the anser: use an emoji. and if that don't work? use more emojis 😑😑😑😑😑
like this heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little ol' meh designed by me 🔫🔫🔫🔫, built by me and you best hope not sent at you 🔫🔫🔫🔫