Hi, Sonic? This is Inve Stigato R. I'm with the Cauliflower Institute of America, and we'd like to sponsor you. Do you think you could stop and eat some cauliflower before running fast? Maybe take a slow jog, then eat cauliflower and now you're able to run very fast? We'll even provide an image of the product and its labelling, so it can just be dropped directly into games.

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Hey, it worked for canned spinach when they sponsored Popeye.