"What happened you see is I was sitting, right over there, swatting a bug or something with this book. It's a black book with some cloth hanging out of it for some reason, I don't know - you could tie your keys to it maybe. Anyway, outta nowhere, like a miracle, this flapjack lands square on my head. I think maybe somebody should look into it. It looks good. At least that's what I'm hearing. Okay, next question." # https://microblog.mjd.id.au/attachment/36333