And today's unexpected fit of #work brings me nearly, but not quite, up to a 40-hour week. Thank you, #coronavirus doomsday preppers, for all your deranged bulk purchases of loo paper, tissues, tinned fruit, pasta, anything with the word "antibacterial" - or indeed the prefix "anti" - on the packaging, flour, mosquito repellent, etc. As the saying goes, you have made a happy man feel very old. Keep your guns loaded, your billy on the boil, and your quixotic online purchases coming.