People were wondering how long it would take for people to return to their old ways. Well, they already have. Today, I stopped at #Target. While I was there, I went to use the facilities. A tall, thin man used the adjacent urinal, but rather than washing his hands, as the rest of us in there were doing, he headed straight for the door.

You disgusting pig, you! You touched the door with the same hands that just handled your filthy cumpipe. Who do you think wants to catch your diseases?