@rye Working at other #Gree-C_Burger locations? That exposes you to the differences in how particular stores perform the same tasks. Maybe soon, you’ll be the district-wide trainer for cash register and drive through. And after that, celebrity spokesperson for local commercials. Next? Deputy Vice-President for Customer Relations.

Then we’ll all come over and chill in your mansion and guzzle Diet Coke out of diamond encrusted cans while we listen to your tales of awkward high school and junior college years.

But seriously, I’m glad that they’re keeping you busy right now. I think your $EMPLOYER is about to be flooded with people double your age seeking any job they can get as their employers fold.