I must stop procrastinating and get back to that resume rewrite.

It's difficult because I've had the same job for fifteen years with job duties changing tremendously over that time, and because I do more interesting things when I'm not being paid.

I don't know how to word that in a way that says "choose me!", so I've been known to type a single sentence, erase it, retype it, ... for an entire day, ending up with nothing changed.