2006: I was working in upstate # One night I was browsing random websites and I came across what looked like a teen girl's online diary with a recent entry about her newly-deceased boyfriend. The boyfriend had the same name as #, who had not called that evening.

It was 03:00, but I called him. He was alive. We later figured out the "diary" was likely a creative writing assignment. And he wasn't dating anyone at the time.

More than a decade later, he still occasionally brings up the time I woke him in the middle of the night over something I'd read online.