GOOGLE BANK: "No plans to federate"

Speaking on behalf of Google Bank, Google prime minister lea.shepherd has confirmed that Google has no plans to federate with existing banks.

"Over the past twenty years Google has worked tirelessly to service our users and give them a unique brand." lea spoke, winking between sentences. "Allowing our users to transfer money to users of other banks defeats the purpose of this. Most companies support Google Bank alongside existing banks that use legacy country-based currencies. Even if we wanted to, there's no clear path from the personal information currency to traditional country-based currencies."

Google has been criticized by both the political left and the right for the introduction of their controversial user-personalized currency based on data mining, calling on Google to stop selling user's souls, or to value the souls of VIPs more.

Silicon Valley could not be reached for comments due to the robot outbreak.