Evan Prodromou on identi.ca
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Evan Prodromou (evan)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Jan-2013 09:43:26 EST
Evan Prodromou
Right now, at $5/month your bill would be... let's see... 44 months... so $220. Send it to paypal@status.net! -
Evan Prodromou (evan)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Jan-2013 09:40:57 EST
Evan Prodromou
I'll take your money. -
Evan Prodromou (evan)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2013 13:27:14 EST
Evan Prodromou
ALL THREE -
Evan Prodromou (evan)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2013 13:15:49 EST
Evan Prodromou
No, you're not. Sorry about that. -
Evan Prodromou (evan)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2013 12:27:56 EST
Evan Prodromou
Oh, is it? That's not what I identify it with. -
Evan Prodromou (evan)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2013 12:17:52 EST
Evan Prodromou
That usually means a slave server is lagging. Lemme check it out. -
Evan Prodromou (evan)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2013 12:10:41 EST
Evan Prodromou
I love the term "POS Software' http://identi.ca/url/75030944 -
Evan Prodromou (evan)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2013 12:07:35 EST
Evan Prodromou
<eye roll> The worst thing about the Internet is that anyone can say whatever they think. -
Evan Prodromou (evan)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2013 11:00:24 EST
Evan Prodromou
Usually a single process, or a single process per (virtual) processor. -
Evan Prodromou (evan)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2013 10:59:34 EST
Evan Prodromou
What? -
Evan Prodromou (evan)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2013 10:57:41 EST
Evan Prodromou
But these ones trick people into licensing loopholes. I'm thinking Rebecca Pigeon and Joe Mantegna, acting together in a movie. -
Evan Prodromou (evan)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2013 10:56:30 EST
Evan Prodromou
I'm picturing a David Mamet movie, you see. A movie about grifters. People who fool people for a living. It's their livelihood, you see. -
Evan Prodromou (evan)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2013 23:40:14 EST
Evan Prodromou
I have an offline version, actually. -
Evan Prodromou (evan)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2013 23:09:45 EST
Evan Prodromou
OK, now try. http://heello.com/ -
Evan Prodromou (evan)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2013 23:08:41 EST
Evan Prodromou
Actually, it looks like someone complained before. I'm going to remove it from the blacklist; wish me luck. -
Evan Prodromou (evan)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2013 22:59:26 EST
Evan Prodromou
It's the first time that's been a problem! Really interesting. -
Evan Prodromou (evan)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2013 22:59:09 EST
Evan Prodromou
Yes, it's a blacklisted URL. That means someone was spamming it on Identi.ca hard. -
Evan Prodromou (evan)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2013 21:35:13 EST
Evan Prodromou
It took me a long time to figure out that the event loop was not magic, and that in fact doing compute-intensive stuff stops your server. -
Evan Prodromou (evan)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2013 21:30:14 EST
Evan Prodromou
You can either use fun stuff like a queue server, or simple stuff like child_process. Either way works. -
Evan Prodromou (evan)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2013 21:29:27 EST
Evan Prodromou
And the precedent of pushing compute-intensive stuff to off-line processors is pretty well-established for Web servers. Everyone does it.