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Bloody tourists bringing their foreign viruses into town. They're not sending their best, you know. There are some bad, phlegmatic hombres among them. We need to build a wall. A big, beautiful, antiseptic, wipe-clean wall. And we're going to set up a water slide on the other side, so that the tourists will pay for it. #Sawtell #holidays
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Hoping a cup-a-soup with a few generous dashes of tabasco, accompanied by a thick wodge of bread slathered in garlic butter, will get me into #work this afternoon.